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In exchange you’ll receive the free novel The Excitement of Solitude. (We’re presuming you’ve already got your free copy of We Are Toten Herzen.)
You won’t be bombarded and the newsletter content will be chosen to interest and inform; publishing news, features on other indie authors and books, the odd giveaway or competition, that sort of thing.
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Not a bad offer for an eternity of damnation.
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